Now here's a festive treat�Ǫ

Paul Fraser Collectibles' 12 Days of Christmas Gifts.

Never before have so many tenuous links been crowbarred into one song. Enjoy, or should that be, endure�Ǫ

On the 12th day of Christmas, Paul Fraser sent to me (with free, fast, fully insured delivery):

• 12 drummers drumming (well, one)
• Apollo 11 crew-signed business cards
• Clyde Tombaugh's 10 Commandments
• 9 ladies dancing (at least)
• 8 actors a-acting 
• Edward VII's strands of hair
• 6 Princess Diana signatures
• 5 gold coins
• 4 Hong Kong stamps
• 3 most definitely not French "Hens"
• 2 jolly comedians
• And a signed photo of Houdini

To buy, click the links above or get in touch on +44 (0)117 933 9500 or info@paulfrasercollectibles.com

Next year: Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly - you have been warned.