Inside: the worst autograph I’ve ever offered you

Please forgive me. 

You know I don’t normally do this. 

When you open one of my emails, you know you’ll be offered: 

1. A rare piece of history

2. In excellent condition

Well, not today I’m afraid. 

Don’t get me wrong. I’ve achieved the first part. It’s rare. 

It’s the second point that’s the issue. The condition is poor. In fact, the condition is far below the standard I demand.

Why do I demand such excellent condition?

I’m a big believer in the investment power of autographs. 

After all, that’s how I’ve built my career. And for an autograph to maximise its investment potential, it needs to be in excellent condition. 

So why am I subjecting you to this lower grade autograph? 

Because I realise that: 

  • Not everyone cares whether their purchase will rise in Value 
  • Many people just want the pleasure of owning a rare signature
  • Many people are happy to pay a bargain price for an item of lesser quality

So, in no particular order. Here’s what’s wrong with this piece:

  • Major tape marks to the outer edges 
  • A tear to the upper edge 
  • The photograph shows significant wear
  • The autographs (there’s two of them) have turned from black to brown

Yet here’s what’s great about it: 

  • The female signer is one of the blue chip autographs to own 
  • The male signer’s signature has soared in desirability and value in just 9 months
  • You can own it for 45% less than an excellent-quality example I have in stock. £2,500 compared with £4,500 
  • I’ve fully authenticated these signatures - they’re genuine: that’s vital, because so many examples were produced by an Autopen machine 
  • With just a nice simple frame (which I can supply to you free of charge), you can hide many of the quality issues
  • Being in the presence of these signatures takes you hurtling back in time, and gives you a feeling of awe and nostalgia
  • You can try it for free for 28-days. Then, if you are not completely satisfied, return the autograph within the 28-day trial period for a full refund
  • You get free delivery to any address in the world

So... 

Do you want to see it? 

When you click on the button below in a moment you’ll see two photos.

One showing all its imperfections.

The other simply framed. Just to show you how good it can look with a little care.

And one more thing. 

For all I’ve said how bad this item is…

…others reading this alongside you will want to own it. Because of its rarity. Because of the importance of the signers. Because of the low price. 

I have not advertised this item before. In fact, I only put it live on the website on Thursday afternoon. 

So you will have to move fast to own this. 

You can buy online when you click through in a moment. 

Or call +44 (0)117 933 9500 or reply to this email. 

Are you ready? 

 Click here to view the autograph now

Until next time, 

Paul

PS. Have you worked out who I’m talking about? The female singer would have been 62 today. 

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